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my proposal for a new solution to fediverse's problems:

nobody is allowed to post anymore. no replies or dms either.

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For everyone who has never had to leave a phone call or meeting - there is a Southern phrase of much power

'Let me let you go'

It's polite, and gives the other person a feeling that they too wanted the meeting to stop. I was thrilled to have seen a meme somewhere that shared this gift with the world
so
I lost the meme, but there is the information.

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UK politics, free school meals 

In this whole so-called u-turn over free school meals, there is no mention about what would work best for parents and their children. They are just poor and don't get to decide anything, just have to be happy with any handout the govt begrudgingly gives. And of course, is any of the food culturally specific?

theguardian.com/education/2021

#UKPolitics #SchoolMeals

ukpol 

uk gov have stated the law to grant impunity to secret police will apply in cases of "national security, preventing crime, and anything that threatens uk economy" i.e. labour, anticapitalists, unions, etc.

so basically the same shit that the uk state has always done: spying on innocent people and occasionally murdering them. burn the uk

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[the top insulin producers collude to triple the price of insulin in lockstep over the last decade]:

[Republicans]: *sleep*

[conservatives don't have a viable social media platform where they can be openly racist]:

[Republicans]: *suddenly discover anti-trust laws*

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you are trying to turn me into a catboy? nice try, nya!

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uspol, shooting mentions 

One thing that hasn't escaped me is that right wingers have attacked schools, gay clubs, synagogues, black churches, mosques, and leftist protests in recent years and they didn't get deplatformed or even rightly blamed until Congress members were fearing for their own lives

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Relatable sea shanty topics:
- the boss sucks and needs to pay me
- I could use a drink
- I miss my SO/family
- this work is hard
- remembering other times work was hard
- hunting whales is rough

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Straightphobic take but I hate the 😂 emoji and I hate the 🤣 emoji even more, they are of the devil

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Europeans cannot bring Ham into hellsite

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pol 

interesting to see the difference between the UK left's response to its failed electoral project (abject depression and despair) and the US left's (chaos, meltdown, calling everyone a grifter, the CIA, or a CIA grifter)

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