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want to be a country queer who goes on walks with their cat

Referring to Brian David Gilbert as "that gamer twink"

When I had my interview, I’ll admit I was actually a bit nervous. Yeah, me, nervous. But I walked in there and I owned the room. They took one look at me and said “Now this is The Guy!”

And they were right. I am The Guy and now I am also a proud CIA asset.

friend of mine came across a clothing stand at a country fair with a warning sign that said "WARNING MAY CAUSE OFFENCE" and it was t-shirts with the full nazi eagle and iron cross emblazoned across the front

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british country fairs are a good place to pick up nazi regalia due to, unsurprisingly, the upper class being big fans of fascism

great british bake off: *poking gentle fun at boris johnson*
the right: THIS IS OPPRESSION YOU CAN’T DO THIS HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM, OUR KING, OUR CAPTAIN, OUR KILLER OF THE DISABLED

hey reddit can i use my depression lamp to sun my butthole?

@finn this is why children have so many, and why jesus said "be like little children (have more teeth)"

if youre gonna do a vote and youre in california just do a no on prop 22. the one that was literally written by like uber or some shit to keep drivers as independent contractors and prevent them from unionizing or getting the absolute bare minimum of worker protections

If anyone wants to pay me for any kind of personal IT supports, hosting stuff, building your new computer, whatever you need, send me a dm I need money lol

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