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posting a signup sheet to have me reply to all of your posts with "my god... a talking dog"

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Back on the job/gig hunt again. If anyone had need for a purple team dude specializing in WiFi hacking, and endpoint/threathunting... I’m all ears!

Also, I am equipped and prepared to do contract work through my company if that is what you need too. Please boost the signal and help me put kids through college. :)

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in masto anime i am one of those oddly elaborate but fucked up background monsters in a big fight/nightmare scene that's only seen once and never thought about again until someone screenshots me decades later in a review about how fucked up this anime is

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jesus died for your sinny wins uwu

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hey, Europeans, don't forget we have concentration camps too. migrant camps, immigration detention centres, they're all over the place here

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Wake up sheeple, don't just let Siddon think for you, start to think outside the box

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*stubs my toe on the coffee table* ow fuck, the youth of today

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*dabs* nyaaaa ur so poggie woggies broooooo (♥><)

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money request 

Really stuck for cash these days pals, it’s not getting any easier. If you can help out in any way at all I will be so grateful and send you positive vibes xx

paypal.me/neilmooney89

instance whinging 

it's fine, mastodon, it's fine for you to write 5GB of log entries to syslog. it's fine, that's fine.

fediverse instances are usually in various stages of being on fire

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@goat preparing my goat army of 30-50 feral goats to turn hellsite's backyard into a petting zoo full of bickering goats

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surfin.dog

The Toot Reactor