i tried to get stellarium to load the ephemeris for neowise in 1 minute steps for a fortnight and it crashed, unsurprisingly

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@finn i sold my gender for my ability to do stuff while listening to podcasts

Not a good deal. Still can't multitask properly, and now there are no public bathrooms for me

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the trouble is light pollution. gonna have to drive to stonehenge or something

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might actually try to catch neowise this evening

places to avoid, people to disappoint

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Comet Neowise is passing through our solar system. It is visible to the naked eye throughout July. A pair of binoculars will make it even easier to see.

Comet Neowise won’t be back in our part of the stellar neighborhood for another 4,500 years. I wonder who will be around to see it then.

If you want you see it, get a hold of the excellent software Stellarium (it’s free) and do a search for “neowise”. The software will show you where it is, relative to your location.

www.stellarium.org

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@finn You know, "handy" is german for mobile phone, so I was quite confused as to why you'd want to put your phone on your dick there for a second

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@finn i catch the soup perfectly in my mouth, having honed this technique over countless minestrones

complete your home with this handy penis room

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