dog kazoo @finn@surfin.dog

Hey y’all! It’s been a really hard year for all of us, and I’m really sorry for having to ask for help so much (and extremely grateful to everyone that can help!), but the start date for my employment has been delayed a few weeks, meanwhile my medical and other expenses are still piling up. I’ve gotten a lot of shares but few donations. Please help or share if you can!

$app/venmo/paypal: gigavinyl

#donation-posts #mutual-aid #transcrowdfund

my resolution for 2021 is to say "meowth, thats riiiight" in more situations

Hey, there’s this woman I follow on Twitter who lost her job because of covid and her state decided that she shouldn’t have had unemployment benefits and asks for her to repay all of it, which she can’t really do. Please help her if you can: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-katie-manage-her-unemployment-overpayment

https://twitter.com/ICVRXS/status/1351109800474660864

Putting a bookmark between my balls to come back to later

do you drink coffee?

@chemelia the more esoteric a gender the cooler it is

A tie between the first two, so let's go for a playoff. Che Guevara's pronouns, is it:

if i was a crab i would be one of the ones that lives in your mums pubes. just saying. just my opinion. it's called free speech.

i logged on once and guess what? it sucked

you can't even blame the matrix on 'what if it's a simulation??' becoming the furthest extent of engagement the nerd psyche is capable of with anything that moves an inch left of the morbidly commodified consensus ideologies of late stage capitalism they inhabit by choice, b/c there you have a complex gnostic allegory and an incredibly on-your-face trans metaphor that nerds collectively bullet-timed in favour of 'wow big computer'

oh my so many lols

- ireland was an "independent country" in the middle ages

- you see it was just the troops that went over, no lords and landowners at all

- "the" irish king... eh, no: _an_ irish king

- "remained to build their own settlements"... just minding their own business, nothing to see here

- "some" of the "important" people liked us, really!

@starwall Imagine a crab wielding a sword