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there was an old MMORPG whose name i can’t remember where u had to play a few hours of tutorial before seeing other players

the tutorial basically told u repeatedly “you are the chosen one” and lavished praise upon you

then it tossed u into a game with 40,000 other chosen ones, and i had never seen a more toxic group of people

anyway that’s the closest metaphor i have for “gifted student programs”

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Someone hire me. This is not a bit. If you or someone you know is looking for a DevOps engineer / Programmer / Security Professional, I have a degree and a year of real life work experience. I need a job desperately rn so if you have any work please send it my way

"lemon in front of a pear? that doesn't make sense."

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post spoilers 

@finn this didn't work for me bc i couldn't remember what lemons are called...

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hm, looks like you've got a bad case of disco fever. you could either lay down 

or GET DOWN

🕺

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portraits of people before and after being told they're bryce youngquist

are you gonna finish that crah-SAWNTT

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