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unfortunately, as many of you already know, computers

using nuclear power to accelerate a vault out of a bank

Peering at you down the length of PVC pipe, which I call my peer tube

@finn go! go go go! move, go! go GO GO! oh wait HOLD ON IT'S ABOUT TO— STOP! stop moving! STOOOOP! STOP!

traffic lights but they just scream at you instead of having lights

The internet is just a polycule of routers, right?

@finn he's such a massive vessel for toxic masculinity. He teaches some really conniving ways to be manipulative while seeming open minded.

bless every website that works perfectly fine without javascript

its fucking wild how people genuinely think Churchill was a good guy

@ElfLord on my instance, FreeSpeech.god, users must ask a mod permission before blocking anyone. they are only allowed 3 blocks total. the victim (person who got blocked) is given $2,000 in bitcoin

if the pope's office relocated to france it would be the crêpecy

thank you

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HEY EVERYONE DID YOU KNOW GIF IS PRONOUNCED YIFF?!?!?!?!?! I SURE FUCKING DIDN'T UNTIL I GOT APPROXIMATELY FORTY BILLION REPLIES INFORMING ME OF SUCH

@finn i have never in my life heard *anyone* pronounce "yiff" this way

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